Scratch My Back For Me?

I glance around the workplace, discover that nobody is watching me at that moment. I rub my back against the cubicle's endcap for a good 15 seconds. Ah, sweet relief...

For the past week, I've been dealing with a bad case of sunburn, which I acquired down in North Carolina during the Labor Day break. Ah, sunburn, my old friend-- you're what caused me to be known as "Lobster Boy" numerous times while growing up. Good to have you back and, now, glad that you're gone. At least for the moment.