True, Mean Friends

The lede from an Associated Press story last week: "Single male (red hair, long arms, interests include hanging in trees and grooming) seeks female for long-distance relationship and possibility of meeting up in future to help save species."

Uh, I'd like to thank the half-dozen people who sent this my way, saying they liked my Craigslist ad. Bastards. They should know I do not have long arms.

(And don't even get me started on "red-on-red crime", a term some others use of the idea of redheads dating each other.)