Meta "Gawker Gossip Hotties" Thought

The below did not actually happen, but it would be funny if it actually did.

Jessica--

I know we've had our differences, but regarding your search for Gawker Gossip Hotties nominations, I would like to nominate you, Jessica Coen, for your own contest. You are totally deserving and totally worthy, you little minx! Oh, and could I also throw one in for Paula Froelich as well?

All the best, hugs and kisses, and cheers,
Richard Johnson
New York's "Page Six" Column

So meta, on so many levels.